Eary Canal

earcanal

Which came first, the ear canal or the Erie Canal? Obviously the anatomical channel we now call the ear canal came first, but before the Erie Canal, did we call the ear canal the ear canal? Or something else, like the Hearing Tunnel? I mean, the human body only has one or two “canals”: the [...]

The “F” Word

fear_of_success

The worst word I know of is the “F” word. That’s right: FEAR. What do we fear? Some people fear spiders, some fear public speaking. But most people all share one fear, and that is the fear of success. You might be thinking, “What? No. What we fear is FAILURE.” Perhaps we fear that too, [...]

My Left Armpit

mkg2

One of my personal bodily functions has kept me perplexed: my left armpit takes on quite a sweaty smell while my right one always smells fabulous! Now I have several theories as to why this is. Perhaps the sweat-eating bacteria has only colonized my left armpit, and thus excreting their smelly excrement only on that [...]

Movies I wish were on Netflix Instant Queue

Cat DVD

What gives, NetFlix? First you double your price, then you only put crappy movies on your servers. It would really make my nights if the following movies were added to Netflix Instant Queue: National Velvet International Velvet The Sound of Music Every single season of Little House on the Prairie The Waltons Pollyanna The Compass [...]

Can Pubes get Tangled?

Where do Farts go?

Where does wax go?

The Enchanting Koi and DogFather’s Kindness

From BPD to SAD to Spring Fever

rachel_reiland

In the past ten years, I’ve suffered three bouts of depression. It seems to have been pretty seasonal, and I got pretty freaking low. Think divorce, breakups, scarring self-mutilation, meds, just horrible feelings of worthlessness I thought would never end.  Might have been Seasonal Affective Disorder, but might have just been regular old depression. It [...]

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