As an enthusiast of all cures holistic, I had heard of EFT, but until today, I didn’t know what it was all about.   It turns out, EFT, or Emotional Freedom Technique, integrates acupressure into neutralizing negative thinking. Now, you are going to think ol’ Baddy has gone batty, but before you totally dismiss what [...]

I knew the drill. “Bottoms off, only” the receptionist told me, as she walked me into the exam room and started to close the door. I straddled astride the table, bottoms off. I laid back on the table and opened up a Star Magazine. It’s my fourth treatment but my warts are only getting worse [...]

1. Starbucks. Maybe it’s the straight-edge non-conformist in me, but I believe coffee drinkers that shell out big money for an inferior, uber-commercialized product are #1. Addicts, #2. financially inept idiots, #3. sheep. You may as well go buy crack from McDonald’s as far as I’m concerned, don’t worry, I won’t think any less of [...]

During November of 2011, Loudymouth and I had the pleasure of attending a seminar about healthful living by Dr. Andrew Weil (pronounced, “while”). For those of you who aren’t familiar with Weil, he’s a Harvard med school grad who specializes in integrative medicine. He works on bringing natural/”eastern”/logical/holistic medicine together with “western”/feed ‘em drugs/operate/keep ‘em [...]

1. A Clockwork Orange 2. Natural Born Killers 3. Dead Snow 4. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest 5. The Human Centipede 6. Rampage 7. Paintball 8. Chopper 9. Poker Run 10. Never Say Never

1. The Secret by Rhonda Rhodes 2. The Four Agreements by don Miguel Ruiz 3. How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie 4. Think and Grow Rich by Napolean Hill 5. Games People Play 6. The Richest Man in Babylon 7. The Science of Getting Rich by Wallace D. Wattles FREE ebook, [...]

Until I was 21, I went to a children’s dentist. Being 5’9”, the final height I attained at age 13, this was no easy accomplishment. I was absolutely gargantuan, hanging off the chairs; the freebie toothbrushes were too small to make a difference in my cavernous mouth, and it was always embarrassing asking for stickers [...]

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“I’ll eat anything you want me to eat. I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I’ll… chew on a dog! Arroooo!” -Betelgeuse One of my favorite games to play is, I like to call, “How Much”. It gauges people’s tolerance of grotesqueness  against their financial need. As in… 1. [...]

Which came first, the ear canal or the Erie Canal? Obviously the anatomical channel we now call the ear canal came first, but before the Erie Canal, did we call the ear canal the ear canal? Or something else, like the Hearing Tunnel? I mean, the human body only has one or two “canals”: the [...]